








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 282 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 113 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4160 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,262 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1344 | 10% |
| Smokes | 3370 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4572 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 3976 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,655,975 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 208 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nich_Gaming100 | 59% | 39 |
| #2 | Xander | 57% | 82 |
| #3 | JrMole | 56% | 59 |
| #4 | Nodi | 55% | 71 |
| #5 | SupraMeister | 52% | 174 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ❤Daryl Dixon❤ | 715 | 0.12 | 18 min |
| #2 | SupraMeister | 239 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #3 | Casual Kaffe | 96 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | topclar361 | 72 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | Nich_Gaming100 | 71 | 0.09 | 2 min |





