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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 133 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 117 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 142 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2423 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,249 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1491 | 13% |
| Smokes | 3628 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 3133 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2997 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $760,721 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 99 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SupraMeister | 7 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | Casual Kaffe | 6 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | Nich_Gaming100 | 6 | 0.0055 |
| #4 | General Munkemand | 2 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | JrMole | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SupraMeister | 347 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #2 | Nich_Gaming100 | 115 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | General Munkemand | 76 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| #4 | ❤Daryl Dixon❤ | 64 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | Casual Kaffe | 54 | 0.05 | 1 min |





