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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
387 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,446 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 280 | 19% |
| Smokes | 259 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 591 | 41% |
| Molotovs | 316 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $282,791 of utility $232 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 188 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ruben | 80% | 5 |
| #2 | SnowCat | 63% | 8 |
| #3 | MonoHornet | 52% | 65 |
| #4 | soosh | 40% | 25 |
| #5 | Deccyss | 0% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ruben | 80% | 5 |
| #2 | SnowCat | 63% | 8 |
| #3 | MonoHornet | 52% | 65 |
| #4 | soosh | 40% | 25 |
| #5 | Deccyss | 0% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MonoHornet | 6 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | soosh | 4 | 0.0084 |
| #3 | ruben | 2 | 0.0230 |
| #4 | SnowCat | 1 | 0.0062 |
| #5 | Deccyss | 1 | 0.0109 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | soosh | 51 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #2 | Deccyss | 33 | 0.36 | 1 min |
| #3 | MonoHornet | 27 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #4 | SnowCat | 26 | 0.16 | 0 min |
| #5 | ruben | 8 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Deccyss | +9.64 | 87 | 62 |
| #2 | MonoHornet | +5.14 | 61 | 37 |
| #3 | ruben | +2.80 | 24 | 34 |
| #4 | SnowCat | +1.29 | 59 | 51 |
| #5 | soosh | -0.77 | 24 | 32 |





