








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 56 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
922 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,474 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 236 | 16% |
| Smokes | 320 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 573 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 345 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $387,044 of utility $181 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 30 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Dontfollow_me | 33% | 9 |
| #6 | Accentus | 27% | 30 |
| #7 | Jar Jar from Lego Star Wars 2 | 24% | 17 |
| #8 | Yoda from Lego Star Wars 2 | 21% | 14 |
| #9 | you're beautiful | 14% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jar Jar from Lego Star Wars 2 | 5 | 0.0154 |
| #2 | you're beautiful | 4 | 0.0325 |
| #3 | Yoda from Lego Star Wars 2 | 3 | 0.0107 |
| #4 | Accentus | 1 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | eLchamillion | 1 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jar Jar from Lego Star Wars 2 | 95 | 0.29 | 3 min |
| #2 | Neb | 34 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #3 | Yoda from Lego Star Wars 2 | 19 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #4 | JoKeR | 9 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #5 | you're beautiful | 6 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jar Jar from Lego Star Wars 2 | +3.43 | 49 | 67 |
| #2 | Neb | +2.54 | 45 | 69 |
| #3 | eLchamillion | +1.76 | 44 | 28 |
| #4 | TheGingerBreadMan | +0.37 | 44 | 44 |
| #5 | JoKeR | +0.23 | 45 | 30 |





