








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 191 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 54 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
952 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,983 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1346 | 34% |
| Smokes | 854 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1028 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 755 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $184,356 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 68 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yoda from Lego Star Wars 2 | 141 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #2 | you're beautiful | 113 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #3 | TheGingerBreadMan | 7 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #4 | Accentus | 6 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| #5 | cheese dog gromit mug | 6 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The ScRaym | +4.15 | 51 | 60 |
| #2 | you're beautiful | +2.02 | 60 | 58 |
| #3 | Jar Jar from Lego Star Wars 2 | +1.25 | 45 | 65 |
| #4 | cheese dog gromit mug | +1.18 | 92 | 35 |
| #5 | Yoda from Lego Star Wars 2 | -0.49 | 50 | 48 |





