








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 221 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 253 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 33 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3784 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,582 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2036 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2648 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2413 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2485 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,863,087 of utility $195 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1343 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mighty_Elenka | 59% | 69 |
| #2 | 76561198253101381 | 53% | 30 |
| #3 | Entr1s | 51% | 47 |
| #4 | [♛] 2JZ | 46% | 156 |
| #5 | Spetz | 42% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Spetz | 42% | 24 |
| #6 | cRRoNoS* | 40% | 40 |
| #7 | Sashaino | 38% | 197 |
| #8 | Jammer_cs | 38% | 129 |
| #9 | Foxtrot | 33% | 103 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [♛] 2JZ | 17 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | Foxtrot | 17 | 0.0077 |
| #3 | Sashaino | 10 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | Mighty_Elenka | 8 | 0.0055 |
| #5 | Entr1s | 7 | 0.0075 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jammer_cs | 680 | 0.25 | 19 min |
| #2 | Foxtrot | 353 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #3 | Sashaino | 278 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #4 | [♛] 2JZ | 165 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #5 | cRRoNoS* | 125 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mighty_Elenka | +5.04 | 92 | 34 |
| #2 | Entr1s | +3.33 | 85 | 45 |
| #3 | Spetz | +2.73 | 82 | 40 |
| #4 | 76561198253101381 | +2.46 | 69 | 76 |
| #5 | Foxtrot | +2.46 | 76 | 74 |





