








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 619 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 273 matches | ||
| Premier | 126 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2596 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,026 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2771 | 17% |
| Smokes | 5130 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 4478 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3647 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $942,537 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1394 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Unavailable | 63% | 52 |
| #2 | Panth4r | 59% | 27 |
| #3 | Moeyy | 57% | 94 |
| #4 | TRIGGER DAN | 57% | 42 |
| #5 | Samness | 55% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Samness | 55% | 62 |
| #6 | gabe | 53% | 110 |
| #7 | Ohan | 52% | 31 |
| #8 | Big.G_AU | 46% | 48 |
| #9 | HEAD SHOT | 44% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Moeyy | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | TRIGGER DAN | 2 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | Samness | 2 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | HEAD SHOT | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gabe | 308 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #2 | Moeyy | 206 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #3 | Samness | 195 | 0.31 | 5 min |
| #4 | Ohan | 104 | 0.31 | 3 min |
| #5 | Unavailable | 57 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Big.G_AU | +1.67 | 85 | 67 |
| #2 | Samness | +1.12 | 54 | 64 |
| #3 | Moeyy | +0.86 | 84 | 67 |
| #4 | Ohan | +0.82 | 77 | 78 |
| #5 | Panth4r | +0.03 | 70 | 65 |





