








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 563 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 591 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 88 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5437 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,414 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8976 | 31% |
| Smokes | 5004 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 7367 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 8067 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,198,670 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2007 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Moeyy | 62% | 97 |
| #2 | Ohan | 61% | 44 |
| #3 | Unavailable | 55% | 65 |
| #4 | Batmo Beale | 54% | 144 |
| #5 | Panth4r | 53% | 200 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | BL1nK | 44% | 102 |
| #13 | HEAD SHOT | 44% | 152 |
| #14 | Big.G_AU | 44% | 184 |
| #15 | GIO | 39% | 95 |
| #16 | BANANAMAN | 37% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gabe | 11 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | Panth4r | 9 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Moeyy | 9 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | Big.G_AU | 7 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Batmo Beale | 7 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gabe | 2329 | 0.29 | 55 min |
| #2 | Panth4r | 818 | 0.20 | 21 min |
| #3 | Big.G_AU | 611 | 0.16 | 16 min |
| #4 | Samness | 475 | 0.22 | 11 min |
| #5 | Moeyy | 462 | 0.22 | 14 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Big.G_AU | +3.48 | 87 | 66 |
| #2 | strik3r | +3.23 | 92 | 62 |
| #3 | Moeyy | +2.92 | 87 | 67 |
| #4 | Ohan | +2.71 | 83 | 76 |
| #5 | Samness | +1.81 | 58 | 67 |





