








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 167 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
622 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,600 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 536 | 21% |
| Smokes | 701 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 645 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 718 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $495,520 of utility $182 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | timi-Victor | 50% | 28 |
| #2 | ronox | 49% | 35 |
| #3 | RONOX | 40% | 45 |
| #4 | Messicu | 40% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | timi-Victor | 50% | 28 |
| #2 | ronox | 49% | 35 |
| #3 | RONOX | 40% | 45 |
| #4 | Messicu | 40% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RONOX | 7 | 0.0083 |
| #2 | Messicu | 6 | 0.0061 |
| #3 | ronox | 3 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RONOX | 131 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #2 | ronox | 107 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #3 | Messicu | 72 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | timi-Victor | 25 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ronox | +2.37 | 43 | 58 |
| #2 | timi-Victor | +0.99 | 54 | 44 |
| #3 | Messicu | +0.71 | 42 | 55 |
| #4 | RONOX | +0.69 | 35 | 53 |
| #5 | AngryTiger65 | -4.15 | 12 | 37 |





