








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 346 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3071 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,675 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1929 | 20% |
| Smokes | 3506 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 1478 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 2762 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,912,545 of utility $218 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 47 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Hattivatti | 41% | 345 |
| #9 | Kimble._ | 40% | 122 |
| #10 | SÄÄTÖ-SALE | 40% | 165 |
| #11 | Temssii | 40% | 48 |
| #12 | Heskaa | 28% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hattivatti | 22 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | SÄÄTÖ-SALE | 16 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | anianus | 14 | 0.0076 |
| #4 | Flora Fairy Power | 10 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | PERTZ- | 7 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hattivatti | 854 | 0.12 | 19 min |
| #2 | Flora Fairy Power | 562 | 0.11 | 14 min |
| #3 | SÄÄTÖ-SALE | 348 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #4 | PERTZ- | 336 | 0.20 | 10 min |
| #5 | Kimble._ | 289 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PERTZ- | +6.97 | 82 | 67 |
| #2 | anianus | +3.79 | 85 | 63 |
| #3 | Oaxy | +2.03 | 71 | 71 |
| #4 | Kimble._ | +1.86 | 68 | 58 |
| #5 | Raven | +1.80 | 73 | 75 |





