








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 92 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 37 matches | ||
| Faceit | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2243 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,067 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 431 | 21% |
| Smokes | 456 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 954 | 46% |
| Molotovs | 226 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $446,245 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 127 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bubs | 78% | 9 |
| #2 | 🏹 plxw | 69% | 67 |
| #3 | CmA♕ | 68% | 87 |
| #4 | Courier | 67% | 55 |
| #5 | 『Theorangebird』 | 67% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🏹 plxw | 333 | 0.25 | 9 min |
| #2 | CmA♕ | 227 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #3 | Courier | 66 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | Bubs | 24 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #5 | 『Theorangebird』 | 16 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chrs | +2.99 | 76 | 33 |
| #2 | Bubs | +2.50 | 73 | 70 |
| #3 | 🏹 plxw | +1.10 | 78 | 66 |
| #4 | CmA♕ | +0.98 | 87 | 53 |
| #5 | Courier | +0.32 | 75 | 43 |





