








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 46 matches | ||
| Premier | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2984 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,485 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2192 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1571 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1321 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1401 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $833,373 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 36 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chrs | 28 | 0.0157 |
| #2 | 🏹 plxw | 19 | 0.0052 |
| #3 | Courier | 17 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | 『Theorangebird』 | 8 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | inmunes | 8 | 0.0087 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🏹 plxw | 678 | 0.19 | 17 min |
| #2 | Courier | 320 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #3 | 『Theorangebird』 | 312 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #4 | chrs | 107 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | Bubs | 87 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chrs | +3.30 | 76 | 28 |
| #2 | Bubs | +2.29 | 73 | 69 |
| #3 | CmA♕ | +1.79 | 88 | 52 |
| #4 | 🏹 plxw | +1.30 | 78 | 61 |
| #5 | Courier | +1.11 | 79 | 42 |





