








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 27 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
230 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 655 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 122 | 19% |
| Smokes | 214 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 135 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 184 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $29,096 of utility $52 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 21 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jolly Roger | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | Divvy | 100% | 2 |
| #3 | Shaye | 80% | 5 |
| #4 | ☽ lethargy | 80% | 5 |
| #5 | Proud | 74% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☽ luverance | 2 | 0.0081 |
| #2 | Chipstur | 2 | 0.0488 |
| #3 | Divvy | 2 | 0.0571 |
| #4 | Proud | 1 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | Shaye 2.0 | 1 | 0.0099 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Proud | 71 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #2 | ☽ luverance | 31 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #3 | zehnur | 12 | 0.18 | 0 min |
| #4 | Shaye 2.0 | 9 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #5 | ☽ lethargy | 9 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shaye | +14.27 | 90 | 71 |
| #2 | Jolly Roger | +6.60 | 68 | 53 |
| #3 | ☽ lethargy | +6.28 | 92 | 47 |
| #4 | ᴘɢ2ᴋ | +5.18 | 64 | 68 |
| #5 | ☽ luverance | +3.58 | 82 | 63 |





