








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 434 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 147 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 63 matches | ||
| Faceit | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3355 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,727 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4308 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3606 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2489 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 3324 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $848,988 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 56 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #16 | Unavailable | 40% | 25 |
| #17 | GIO | 39% | 28 |
| #18 | Hak1m | 39% | 23 |
| #19 | HEAD SHOT | 38% | 45 |
| #20 | Moeyy | 36% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gabe | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | Moeyy | 3 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | TeMpt | 3 | 0.0071 |
| #4 | TRIGGER DAN | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | Panth4r | 2 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gabe | 565 | 0.29 | 14 min |
| #2 | TRIGGER DAN | 311 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #3 | Moeyy | 247 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #4 | Panth4r | 174 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #5 | choccakes | 174 | 0.24 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Big.G_AU | +3.28 | 86 | 67 |
| #2 | strik3r | +2.38 | 87 | 56 |
| #3 | TeMpt | +1.92 | 79 | 63 |
| #4 | BL1nK | +1.39 | 80 | 70 |
| #5 | gabe | +1.33 | 80 | 64 |





