








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 165 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 31 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
837 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,945 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 553 | 28% |
| Smokes | 438 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 490 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 464 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $252,706 of utility $177 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 145 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Saulcherie | 38% | 8 |
| #11 | Saulc G2 | 29% | 7 |
| #12 | Desert | 25% | 4 |
| #13 | e_kebab | 25% | 4 |
| #14 | Méthyléne | 25% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Saulcherie | 4 | 0.0234 |
| #2 | Desert | 3 | 0.0349 |
| #3 | Kritz Saulcola | 2 | 0.0182 |
| #4 | BlackShawns | 1 | 0.0050 |
| #5 | Saulc G2 | 1 | 0.0066 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Saulc G2 | 42 | 0.28 | 2 min |
| #2 | Saulcherie | 32 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #3 | UberSaulc | 26 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #4 | Méthyléne | 25 | 0.14 | 0 min |
| #5 | Apane | 24 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Saulc weeb | +3.55 | 59 | 71 |
| #2 | fortnite.keters | +2.12 | 57 | 66 |
| #3 | pedro | +1.53 | 70 | 57 |
| #4 | Saulc G2 | +1.38 | 49 | 81 |
| #5 | UberSaulc | +0.96 | 46 | 79 |





