








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 266 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 35 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2448 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,570 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 864 | 16% |
| Smokes | 1536 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1647 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1523 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,108,322 of utility $223 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 141 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lewarosson | 50% | 157 |
| #2 | GHØST | 48% | 23 |
| #3 | WujekGoogle | 46% | 171 |
| #4 | Xonek | 39% | 18 |
| #5 | Kayden | 37% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | GHØST | 48% | 23 |
| #3 | WujekGoogle | 46% | 171 |
| #4 | Xonek | 39% | 18 |
| #5 | Kayden | 37% | 19 |
| #6 | Opria | 27% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lewarosson | 29 | 0.0090 |
| #2 | WujekGoogle | 11 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | GHØST | 4 | 0.0085 |
| #4 | Kayden | 3 | 0.0076 |
| #5 | Xonek | 2 | 0.0055 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lewarosson | 509 | 0.16 | 18 min |
| #2 | WujekGoogle | 141 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #3 | GHØST | 39 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | Opria | 27 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | Kayden | 15 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GHØST | +3.40 | 70 | 63 |
| #2 | Kayden | +1.74 | 80 | 34 |
| #3 | Lewarosson | +0.29 | 50 | 66 |
| #4 | LaunchBiker | +0.18 | 61 | 51 |
| #5 | WujekGoogle | -1.56 | 68 | 41 |





