








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 542 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 83 matches | ||
| Faceit | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 63 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4099 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,541 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1046 | 16% |
| Smokes | 945 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 2822 | 43% |
| Molotovs | 1728 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,203,435 of utility $267 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 136 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lewarosson | 54% | 249 |
| #2 | wazzzupek | 54% | 24 |
| #3 | GHØST | 51% | 96 |
| #4 | Xonek | 50% | 24 |
| #5 | Kayden | 49% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | GHØST | 51% | 96 |
| #4 | Xonek | 50% | 24 |
| #5 | Kayden | 49% | 43 |
| #6 | ♛ eSia ♛ | 48% | 21 |
| #7 | LaunchBiker | 46% | 171 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lewarosson | 34 | 0.0066 |
| #2 | LaunchBiker | 14 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | Kayden | 5 | 0.0055 |
| #4 | GHØST | 4 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | wazzzupek | 2 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lewarosson | 758 | 0.15 | 25 min |
| #2 | GHØST | 168 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #3 | LaunchBiker | 152 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| #4 | ♛ eSia ♛ | 45 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | Kayden | 33 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GHØST | +2.52 | 69 | 63 |
| #2 | Kayden | +1.35 | 80 | 36 |
| #3 | Lewarosson | +0.32 | 51 | 69 |
| #4 | LaunchBiker | -0.08 | 60 | 50 |
| #5 | WujekGoogle | -1.03 | 68 | 44 |





