








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 767 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 516 matches | ||
| Wingman | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7416 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,471 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6426 | 25% |
| Smokes | 6995 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 6871 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 5179 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,404,406 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1030 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MunchyWunchy | 58% | 62 |
| #2 | RusTiK | 54% | 249 |
| #3 | SkuaTK♕ | 54% | 306 |
| #4 | Default | 52% | 148 |
| #5 | Dialed4 | 51% | 254 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dialed4 | 1313 | 0.25 | 35 min |
| #2 | RusTiK | 1019 | 0.21 | 22 min |
| #3 | SkuaTK♕ | 654 | 0.10 | 14 min |
| #4 | MUGIWARA | 424 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #5 | Default | 263 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SkuaTK♕ | +2.07 | 75 | 60 |
| #2 | Default | +1.13 | 79 | 53 |
| #3 | MUGIWARA | +0.78 | 51 | 63 |
| #4 | BigChickn | +0.64 | 54 | 63 |
| #5 | RusTiK | +0.45 | 67 | 63 |





