








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 499 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 525 matches | ||
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6106 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,863 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7768 | 31% |
| Smokes | 6869 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4759 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 5467 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,147,734 of utility $81 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 710 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lil spooky | 66% | 41 |
| #2 | MunchyWunchy | 55% | 58 |
| #3 | Default | 54% | 345 |
| #4 | RusTiK | 53% | 83 |
| #5 | SkuaTK♕ | 51% | 116 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | RusTiK | 53% | 83 |
| #5 | SkuaTK♕ | 51% | 116 |
| #6 | BigChickn | 51% | 124 |
| #7 | KuMo | 48% | 86 |
| #8 | Dialed4 | 47% | 159 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dialed4 | 23 | 0.0069 |
| #2 | SkuaTK♕ | 21 | 0.0085 |
| #3 | MunchyWunchy | 21 | 0.0174 |
| #4 | Default | 13 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | KuMo | 12 | 0.0067 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dialed4 | 807 | 0.24 | 22 min |
| #2 | Default | 543 | 0.07 | 14 min |
| #3 | RusTiK | 430 | 0.25 | 10 min |
| #4 | BigChickn | 387 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #5 | KuMo | 363 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KuMo | +1.79 | 74 | 64 |
| #2 | SkuaTK♕ | +1.17 | 75 | 63 |
| #3 | Default | +0.80 | 79 | 53 |
| #4 | RusTiK | +0.36 | 64 | 64 |
| #5 | MUGIWARA | +0.33 | 52 | 63 |





