








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 506 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 401 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




106 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5098 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,959 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8013 | 31% |
| Smokes | 6868 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 6326 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4752 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,373,258 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 818 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BigChickn | 51% | 254 |
| #2 | Default | 51% | 217 |
| #3 | RusTiK | 48% | 264 |
| #4 | SkuaTK♕ | 47% | 378 |
| #5 | MUGIWARA | 47% | 159 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SkuaTK♕ | 76 | 0.0109 |
| #2 | MunchyWunchy | 49 | 0.0219 |
| #3 | Default | 20 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | BigChickn | 18 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | RusTiK | 17 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RusTiK | 1039 | 0.23 | 25 min |
| #2 | SkuaTK♕ | 749 | 0.11 | 17 min |
| #3 | BigChickn | 657 | 0.13 | 18 min |
| #4 | MUGIWARA | 414 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #5 | Default | 343 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SkuaTK♕ | +1.43 | 75 | 60 |
| #2 | Default | +1.20 | 79 | 52 |
| #3 | RusTiK | +0.77 | 63 | 65 |
| #4 | BigChickn | +0.74 | 51 | 64 |
| #5 | MUGIWARA | +0.52 | 50 | 61 |





