








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1554 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 142 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 134 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 72 matches | ||
| Premier | 51 matches | ||
| Wingman | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6605 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,432 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5651 | 31% |
| Smokes | 5879 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 3929 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2973 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,043,942 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 195 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | P_moT | 51% | 35 |
| #2 | WilbertTheGreat | 51% | 47 |
| #3 | FoldingChairJohnson | 50% | 30 |
| #4 | TheDuuuude | 49% | 39 |
| #5 | 💎Diamondz💎 | 47% | 131 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | TheDuuuude | 49% | 39 |
| #5 | 💎Diamondz💎 | 47% | 131 |
| #6 | Chunky Cheese Rat | 47% | 104 |
| #7 | poztix | 45% | 44 |
| #8 | Lil Cheesy | 45% | 122 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 💎Diamondz💎 | 27 | 0.0104 |
| #2 | poztix | 13 | 0.0153 |
| #3 | Chunky Cheese Rat | 9 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | Lil Cheesy | 4 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | WilbertTheGreat | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 💎Diamondz💎 | 182 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #2 | Chunky Cheese Rat | 122 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #3 | poztix | 107 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | TheDuuuude | 56 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | Lil Cheesy | 29 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lemons | +5.07 | 77 | 59 |
| #2 | P_moT | +2.16 | 77 | 55 |
| #3 | FoldingChairJohnson | +1.98 | 75 | 34 |
| #4 | poztix | +1.02 | 58 | 42 |
| #5 | 💎Diamondz💎 | -0.87 | 43 | 54 |





