








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1014 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 613 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 107 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6443 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,109 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4833 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2488 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 6025 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 3763 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,362,776 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 438 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | O Perez ◥◣◢◤ | 46% | 76 |
| #9 | Eiki | 46% | 90 |
| #10 | ♣️Maracuja_Smoking☯ | 45% | 240 |
| #11 | THEKILLA | 43% | 51 |
| #12 | ✪ cabeça | 35% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RetroKilroy | +4.31 | 75 | 48 |
| #2 | O Perez ◥◣◢◤ | +1.68 | 65 | 68 |
| #3 | ♣️Maracuja_Smoking☯ | +1.52 | 66 | 53 |
| #4 | ShitzuZera | +1.04 | 52 | 65 |
| #5 | Eiki | +0.94 | 48 | 66 |





