








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 474 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 66 matches | ||
| Premier | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3955 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,822 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2132 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3356 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 2257 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1077 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $624,649 of utility $92 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 167 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chiberia | 59% | 17 |
| #2 | $tOnEYmiraCavala_ntc | 48% | 54 |
| #3 | [Ripper] Neenee | 27% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chiberia | 59% | 17 |
| #2 | $tOnEYmiraCavala_ntc | 48% | 54 |
| #3 | [Ripper] Neenee | 27% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | $tOnEYmiraCavala_ntc | 2 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | $tOnEYmiraCavala_ntc | 99 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #2 | [Ripper] Neenee | 17 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #3 | Chiberia | 8 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RetroKilroy | +2.94 | 75 | 50 |
| #2 | Chiberia | -0.36 | 53 | 32 |
| #3 | $tOnEYmiraCavala_ntc | -1.34 | 75 | 47 |
| #4 | [Ripper] Neenee | -4.96 | 17 | 31 |





