








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 960 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 358 matches | ||
| Faceit | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 40 matches | ||
| Wingman | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5389 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,704 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6202 | 35% |
| Smokes | 4897 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2987 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 3618 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,907,531 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 274 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JoniBonJovi | 56% | 113 |
| #2 | ElChupa | 52% | 108 |
| #3 | Isoluinen | 52% | 64 |
| #4 | iSSe | 51% | 43 |
| #5 | Ruttunen | 51% | 217 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Don | 13 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | Ruttunen | 6 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | Candypink | 5 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | JoniBonJovi | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | pieniliisa | 4 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ruttunen | 943 | 0.21 | 27 min |
| #2 | HiltuJakki | 664 | 0.16 | 22 min |
| #3 | Don | 588 | 0.21 | 13 min |
| #4 | Ruzleff | 412 | 0.20 | 13 min |
| #5 | JoniBonJovi | 400 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HiltuJakki | +1.95 | 74 | 76 |
| #2 | Zukkero | +0.84 | 67 | 67 |
| #3 | Isoluinen | +0.64 | 38 | 69 |
| #4 | JoniBonJovi | +0.63 | 41 | 73 |
| #5 | Ruzleff | +0.43 | 28 | 73 |





