








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 987 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 499 matches | ||
| Faceit | 213 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 56 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5504 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,636 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8668 | 26% |
| Smokes | 9430 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 6633 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 8905 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,399,064 of utility $88 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 212 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | ElChupa | 49% | 253 |
| #13 | pieniliisa | 49% | 98 |
| #14 | Tsingis69 | 45% | 129 |
| #15 | Ypi | 44% | 63 |
| #16 | iSSe | 43% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Don | 23 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | Candypink | 11 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | pieniliisa | 9 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | Zukkero | 7 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Ruzleff | 7 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Don | 1577 | 0.21 | 34 min |
| #2 | Ruzleff | 779 | 0.21 | 23 min |
| #3 | Zukkero | 747 | 0.16 | 20 min |
| #4 | HiltuJakki | 673 | 0.15 | 23 min |
| #5 | Isoluinen | 603 | 0.24 | 14 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HiltuJakki | +2.47 | 73 | 76 |
| #2 | Isoluinen | +1.66 | 40 | 71 |
| #3 | Ruzleff | +1.14 | 28 | 73 |
| #4 | Zukkero | +1.11 | 65 | 70 |
| #5 | JoniBonJovi | +0.93 | 39 | 75 |





