








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1608 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 622 matches | ||
| Faceit | 174 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 52 matches | ||
| Wingman | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 56 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




105 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7692 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 47,016 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 15581 | 33% |
| Smokes | 11852 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 9572 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 10011 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,170,967 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 310 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ruttunen | 51% | 357 |
| #2 | Candypink | 50% | 288 |
| #3 | iSSe | 50% | 70 |
| #4 | JoniBonJovi | 49% | 290 |
| #5 | jjuzku | 48% | 174 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ruttunen | 15 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | Ruzleff | 15 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | JoniBonJovi | 12 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | jjuzku | 9 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | Isoluinen | 7 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HiltuJakki | +2.67 | 76 | 75 |
| #2 | Isoluinen | +1.93 | 39 | 68 |
| #3 | iSSe | +1.81 | 52 | 54 |
| #4 | Ruzleff | +1.75 | 25 | 70 |
| #5 | Zukkero | +1.48 | 65 | 66 |





