








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 856 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 419 matches | ||
| Wingman | 109 matches | ||
| Premier | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 24 different maps





Our logs show 120 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7915 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,188 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4791 | 22% |
| Smokes | 6239 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 5544 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 5614 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,917,075 of utility $191 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 448 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ The | Krusty | 55% | 87 |
| #2 | RiSE_PfaNnE | 54% | 194 |
| #3 | Sinoxxy | 51% | 208 |
| #4 | MaxMonument | 50% | 104 |
| #5 | syno | 49% | 491 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Warhammer3 | 49% | 93 |
| #7 | Ki77e | 49% | 307 |
| #8 | mofa | 48% | 312 |
| #9 | Zimfex | 47% | 362 |
| #10 | Morizon | 46% | 109 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zimfex | 9 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | Ki77e | 8 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | Sinoxxy | 8 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | syno | 7 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | mofa | 7 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | syno | 1966 | 0.19 | 58 min |
| #2 | mofa | 1258 | 0.20 | 35 min |
| #3 | Ki77e | 632 | 0.09 | 17 min |
| #4 | Zimfex | 523 | 0.07 | 13 min |
| #5 | RiSE_PfaNnE | 467 | 0.11 | 14 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Minze™ | +1.35 | 69 | 65 |
| #2 | Morizon | +1.04 | 68 | 65 |
| #3 | Sinoxxy | +0.64 | 63 | 64 |
| #4 | Zimfex | +0.34 | 63 | 56 |
| #5 | Ki77e | +0.02 | 62 | 65 |





