








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 184 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 211 matches | ||
| Premier | 99 matches | ||
| Wingman | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 53 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4103 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,731 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2770 | 18% |
| Smokes | 4637 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3522 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4802 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,346,300 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 379 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MaxMonument | 60% | 63 |
| #2 | Morizon | 58% | 59 |
| #3 | Warhammer3 | 57% | 35 |
| #4 | Ki77e | 54% | 167 |
| #5 | Zimfex | 54% | 188 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | RiSE_PfaNnE | 52% | 103 |
| #8 | Minze™ | 51% | 208 |
| #9 | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ The | Krusty | 51% | 81 |
| #10 | mofa | 50% | 136 |
| #11 | skypper | 50% | 103 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zimfex | 8 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ The | Krusty | 6 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | syno | 4 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | Minze™ | 4 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | RiSE_PfaNnE | 4 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | syno | 1061 | 0.20 | 31 min |
| #2 | mofa | 629 | 0.22 | 18 min |
| #3 | Minze™ | 396 | 0.09 | 12 min |
| #4 | Ki77e | 315 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #5 | Zimfex | 283 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Morizon | +1.98 | 67 | 66 |
| #2 | Sinoxxy | +1.55 | 65 | 63 |
| #3 | Minze™ | +0.86 | 67 | 66 |
| #4 | Zimfex | +0.56 | 59 | 57 |
| #5 | Ki77e | +0.45 | 64 | 63 |





