








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 387 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 422 matches | ||
| Premier | 58 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5089 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,896 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3910 | 22% |
| Smokes | 4884 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3877 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 5225 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,548,215 of utility $206 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 98 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ The | Krusty | 58% | 73 |
| #2 | MaxMonument | 55% | 114 |
| #3 | Sinoxxy | 54% | 167 |
| #4 | Morizon | 51% | 121 |
| #5 | RiSE_PfaNnE | 50% | 248 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Zimfex | 50% | 304 |
| #7 | mofa | 50% | 256 |
| #8 | syno | 50% | 503 |
| #9 | Minze™ | 49% | 307 |
| #10 | Warhammer3 | 42% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Minze™ | 7 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | RiSE_PfaNnE | 7 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | mofa | 6 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | Sinoxxy | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Morizon | 5 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | syno | 1971 | 0.18 | 59 min |
| #2 | mofa | 1156 | 0.21 | 31 min |
| #3 | RiSE_PfaNnE | 656 | 0.12 | 18 min |
| #4 | Minze™ | 640 | 0.10 | 21 min |
| #5 | Zimfex | 454 | 0.07 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Morizon | +1.27 | 67 | 67 |
| #2 | Minze™ | +1.16 | 67 | 68 |
| #3 | Sinoxxy | +0.69 | 61 | 62 |
| #4 | Zimfex | +0.63 | 63 | 58 |
| #5 | Ki77e | +0.35 | 63 | 63 |





