








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 39 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1014 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,077 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 366 | 34% |
| Smokes | 198 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 227 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 286 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $81,376 of utility $27 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Key | 48% | 79 |
| #2 | Quon | 39% | 136 |
| #3 | Ramly | 34% | 95 |
| #4 | spartan117g3 | 31% | 26 |
| #5 | Convict | 28% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Quon | 39% | 136 |
| #3 | Ramly | 34% | 95 |
| #4 | spartan117g3 | 31% | 26 |
| #5 | Convict | 28% | 18 |
| #6 | TaxOfAsian | 19% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Quon | 11 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | Key | 5 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | Convict | 3 | 0.0087 |
| #4 | Ramly | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Key | 359 | 0.22 | 10 min |
| #2 | Quon | 281 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #3 | Ramly | 134 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #4 | Convict | 39 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | spartan117g3 | 24 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Key | +4.93 | 73 | 67 |
| #2 | Quon | -0.75 | 38 | 49 |
| #3 | Ramly | -0.87 | 49 | 49 |
| #4 | Stomp | -1.42 | 46 | 23 |
| #5 | Convict | -2.54 | 30 | 31 |





