








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 736 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 247 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 165 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8038 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,719 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7906 | 32% |
| Smokes | 7593 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 4063 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 5157 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,409,128 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 160 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CinemaFPS | 65% | 60 |
| #2 | ImNotCasper [LEAKY BARREL GANG] | 65% | 62 |
| #3 | iceking | 56% | 41 |
| #4 | Asuka | 54% | 102 |
| #5 | robieless | 49% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | robieless | 49% | 71 |
| #6 | skiFs | 48% | 86 |
| #7 | ✪ Sleez | 48% | 42 |
| #8 | orioN | 46% | 37 |
| #9 | ✪ Chef | 40% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skiFs | 10 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | ✪ Chef | 10 | 0.0083 |
| #3 | iceking | 8 | 0.0105 |
| #4 | ImNotCasper [LEAKY BARREL GANG] | 7 | 0.0057 |
| #5 | CinemaFPS | 5 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skiFs | 527 | 0.29 | 11 min |
| #2 | Asuka | 238 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #3 | CinemaFPS | 164 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #4 | ✪ Chef | 135 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #5 | robieless | 86 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | restless | +4.14 | 80 | 68 |
| #2 | ImNotCasper [LEAKY BARREL GANG] | +1.88 | 85 | 54 |
| #3 | orioN | +0.00 | 88 | 53 |
| #4 | Asuka | -0.62 | 74 | 65 |
| #5 | robieless | -0.75 | 88 | 44 |





