








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 505 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 416 matches | ||
| Faceit | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 97 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5725 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,900 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2184 | 12% |
| Smokes | 6213 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 4611 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4892 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,227,404 of utility $175 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 216 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ciro | 54% | 82 |
| #2 | FreakLike | 52% | 89 |
| #3 | Tick | 50% | 521 |
| #4 | Track | 41% | 112 |
| #5 | Jrms DDPAT | 36% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ciro | 54% | 82 |
| #2 | FreakLike | 52% | 89 |
| #3 | Tick | 50% | 521 |
| #4 | Track | 41% | 112 |
| #5 | Jrms DDPAT | 36% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tick | 31 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | Track | 9 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | FreakLike | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | Ciro | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Jrms DDPAT | 2 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tick | 2304 | 0.21 | 59 min |
| #2 | Track | 167 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #3 | FreakLike | 165 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #4 | Ciro | 120 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #5 | Jrms DDPAT | 114 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tick | +2.30 | 82 | 72 |
| #2 | Trick | -0.24 | 74 | 54 |
| #3 | FreakLike | -0.31 | 70 | 68 |
| #4 | Ciro | -0.72 | 63 | 63 |
| #5 | Track | -1.50 | 68 | 51 |





