








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1160 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 624 matches | ||
| Faceit | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 92 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8932 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 35,430 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11884 | 34% |
| Smokes | 10424 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 8447 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4675 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,388,893 of utility $83 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1017 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FreakLike | 54% | 142 |
| #2 | Ciro | 54% | 120 |
| #3 | Trick | 50% | 521 |
| #4 | Track | 45% | 143 |
| #5 | Jrms DDPAT | 40% | 90 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FreakLike | 54% | 142 |
| #2 | Ciro | 54% | 120 |
| #3 | Trick | 50% | 521 |
| #4 | Track | 45% | 143 |
| #5 | Jrms DDPAT | 40% | 90 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trick | 38 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | Track | 13 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | FreakLike | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Ciro | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | Jrms DDPAT | 2 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trick | 690 | 0.06 | 17 min |
| #2 | FreakLike | 307 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #3 | Track | 208 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #4 | Ciro | 199 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #5 | Jrms DDPAT | 139 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tick | +2.15 | 82 | 71 |
| #2 | FreakLike | +0.16 | 71 | 69 |
| #3 | Trick | -0.44 | 74 | 55 |
| #4 | Ciro | -0.78 | 62 | 63 |
| #5 | Track | -1.53 | 67 | 54 |





