








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 171 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 96 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1231 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,017 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 800 | 16% |
| Smokes | 1584 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1175 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1458 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $645,460 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 38 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FlowG | 59% | 17 |
| #2 | Ciro | 53% | 36 |
| #3 | Tick | 45% | 143 |
| #4 | FreakLike | 44% | 36 |
| #5 | Trick | 41% | 112 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Ciro | 53% | 36 |
| #3 | Tick | 45% | 143 |
| #4 | FreakLike | 44% | 36 |
| #5 | Trick | 41% | 112 |
| #6 | Jrms DDPAT | 38% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trick | 12 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | Tick | 11 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | Ciro | 2 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | FreakLike | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tick | 751 | 0.24 | 20 min |
| #2 | Trick | 152 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #3 | Ciro | 80 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #4 | FreakLike | 77 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | FlowG | 47 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tick | +3.48 | 85 | 74 |
| #2 | Trick | -0.00 | 75 | 56 |
| #3 | FreakLike | -0.01 | 64 | 69 |
| #4 | FlowG | -0.14 | 75 | 64 |
| #5 | Ciro | -0.89 | 58 | 62 |





