








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 355 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 263 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3512 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,882 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1937 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1857 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1866 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1222 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,125,485 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 178 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Berg25 | 50% | 217 |
| #8 | Fantasy | 46% | 56 |
| #9 | Nigel Mofya | 46% | 115 |
| #10 | playin war thunder irl today | 43% | 148 |
| #11 | Skye | 38% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Berg25 | 21 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | Nigel Mofya | 12 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | Decco | 8 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | jean-pierre | 7 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | B1tchter | 6 | 0.0085 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Decco | 741 | 0.17 | 19 min |
| #2 | jean-pierre | 373 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #3 | Nigel Mofya | 337 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #4 | playin war thunder irl today | 246 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #5 | B1tchter | 98 | 0.14 | 2 min |





