








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 70 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 60 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
725 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,889 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 118 | 6% |
| Smokes | 549 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 650 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 572 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $307,784 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 36 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GeneralRem | 46% | 56 |
| #2 | jean-pierre | 45% | 31 |
| #3 | Decco | 43% | 83 |
| #4 | B1tchter | 43% | 14 |
| #5 | playin war thunder irl today | 42% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GeneralRem | 7 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | Berg25 | 5 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | Nigel Mofya | 5 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | Decco | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | B1tchter | 2 | 0.0066 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Decco | 283 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #2 | Nigel Mofya | 123 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | playin war thunder irl today | 103 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | GeneralRem | 96 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | jean-pierre | 86 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Decco | +4.65 | 69 | 64 |
| #2 | B1tchter | +2.11 | 73 | 48 |
| #3 | jean-pierre | +1.04 | 82 | 63 |
| #4 | Berg25 | +0.74 | 56 | 36 |
| #5 | GeneralRem | +0.38 | 66 | 44 |





