








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1946 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 777 matches | ||
| Premier | 566 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




192 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
20563 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 50,431 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7659 | 15% |
| Smokes | 11143 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 16130 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 15499 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,359,729 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 9792 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | asherz007 | 57% | 103 |
| #7 | קB. Diddy | 53% | 173 |
| #8 | Testo AnkkA | 52% | 201 |
| #9 | GDN♠️Kingsman | 52% | 229 |
| #10 | vico | 49% | 117 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | _Ink_ | 54 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | קB. Diddy | 22 | 0.0063 |
| #3 | SekoRane | 13 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | Jerry | 11 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | Testo AnkkA | 9 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SekoRane | +3.36 | 68 | 58 |
| #2 | Jerry | +3.23 | 63 | 54 |
| #3 | Sk1tz0. | +2.55 | 61 | 64 |
| #4 | asherz007 | +0.71 | 81 | 41 |
| #5 | Testo AnkkA | -0.33 | 52 | 61 |





