








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 637 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 276 matches | ||
| Premier | 156 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5762 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,179 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3013 | 20% |
| Smokes | 4299 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4893 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 2974 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,675,050 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 509 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Sk1tz0. | 62% | 324 |
| #6 | קB. Diddy | 61% | 92 |
| #7 | Testo AnkkA | 59% | 135 |
| #8 | wolfgang | 57% | 53 |
| #9 | GDN♠️Kingsman | 50% | 140 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sk1tz0. | 35 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | _Ink_ | 22 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | SekoRane | 11 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | wolfgang | 4 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | GDN♠️Kingsman | 3 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jerry | +3.19 | 63 | 52 |
| #2 | SekoRane | +2.28 | 66 | 56 |
| #3 | Sk1tz0. | +2.24 | 57 | 63 |
| #4 | Testo AnkkA | -0.46 | 50 | 61 |
| #5 | קB. Diddy | -0.64 | 63 | 34 |





