








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 253 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 249 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2873 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,542 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3093 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3668 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3851 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1930 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $747,082 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 88 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Francuz | 59% | 68 |
| #2 | Rogalikk | 58% | 99 |
| #3 | FlorjaneQ | 55% | 142 |
| #4 | KTG26 | 54% | 59 |
| #5 | Ɑ͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ﻝﮞ | 51% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Vii | 7 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | FlorjaneQ | 6 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Francuz | 6 | 0.0042 |
| #4 | Rogalikk | 4 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | KTG26 | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FlorjaneQ | 505 | 0.18 | 11 min |
| #2 | ✪ Vii | 397 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #3 | KTG26 | 158 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #4 | Francuz | 146 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | Ɑ͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ﻝﮞ | 110 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | floki | +3.60 | 89 | 64 |
| #2 | FlorjaneQ | +2.96 | 81 | 64 |
| #3 | KTG26 | +0.08 | 79 | 69 |
| #4 | ✪ Vii | +0.06 | 62 | 64 |
| #5 | WhiperGaming | -0.07 | 65 | 62 |





