








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 547 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 433 matches | ||
| Faceit | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4670 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,615 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3190 | 16% |
| Smokes | 6397 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 5698 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 4330 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,133,241 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WhiperGaming | 59% | 68 |
| #2 | floki | 54% | 233 |
| #3 | Rogalikk | 53% | 316 |
| #4 | FlorjaneQ | 52% | 429 |
| #5 | Ɑ͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ﻝﮞ | 49% | 192 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FlorjaneQ | 22 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | ✪ Vii | 10 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | KTG26 | 6 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | Rogalikk | 4 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | floki | 2 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FlorjaneQ | 1815 | 0.21 | 43 min |
| #2 | KTG26 | 731 | 0.15 | 22 min |
| #3 | Ɑ͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ﻝﮞ | 629 | 0.16 | 17 min |
| #4 | ✪ Vii | 589 | 0.09 | 15 min |
| #5 | floki | 263 | 0.05 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FlorjaneQ | +3.44 | 81 | 64 |
| #2 | floki | +2.66 | 84 | 66 |
| #3 | Rogalikk | -0.26 | 81 | 45 |
| #4 | Francuz | -0.90 | 78 | 52 |
| #5 | ✪ Vii | -1.15 | 62 | 65 |





