








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 360 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 455 matches | ||
| Faceit | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4448 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,916 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1462 | 11% |
| Smokes | 3366 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4694 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 3394 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,024,692 of utility $181 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 52 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | floki | 53% | 159 |
| #5 | FlorjaneQ | 52% | 480 |
| #6 | ✪ Vii | 52% | 433 |
| #7 | KTG26 | 48% | 279 |
| #8 | Ɑ͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ﻝﮞ | 47% | 186 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FlorjaneQ | 21 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | ✪ Vii | 6 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | Francuz | 6 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | KTG26 | 3 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | Ɑ͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ﻝﮞ | 3 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FlorjaneQ | 1838 | 0.19 | 43 min |
| #2 | ✪ Vii | 897 | 0.11 | 23 min |
| #3 | KTG26 | 849 | 0.16 | 27 min |
| #4 | Francuz | 644 | 0.10 | 15 min |
| #5 | Ɑ͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ﻝﮞ | 629 | 0.16 | 17 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FlorjaneQ | +3.32 | 80 | 65 |
| #2 | floki | +2.13 | 83 | 67 |
| #3 | Rogalikk | -0.19 | 80 | 44 |
| #4 | ✪ Vii | -1.12 | 62 | 65 |
| #5 | KTG26 | -1.13 | 78 | 72 |





