








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 608 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 215 matches | ||
| Premier | 121 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4490 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,236 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3056 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3262 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1949 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1969 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,071,837 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 458 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KamenFD | 56% | 72 |
| #2 | Shinya_Rin Twitch | 55% | 74 |
| #3 | K_M | 53% | 206 |
| #4 | dolch | 51% | 164 |
| #5 | Cansky | 41% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KamenFD | 56% | 72 |
| #2 | Shinya_Rin Twitch | 55% | 74 |
| #3 | K_M | 53% | 206 |
| #4 | dolch | 51% | 164 |
| #5 | Cansky | 41% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K_M | 16 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | dolch | 6 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | Cansky | 4 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | KamenFD | 3 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dolch | 359 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #2 | Shinya_Rin Twitch | 297 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| #3 | KamenFD | 263 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #4 | Cansky | 235 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #5 | K_M | 209 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KamenFD | +5.04 | 78 | 50 |
| #2 | Cansky | +4.25 | 86 | 75 |
| #3 | dolch | +3.79 | 86 | 48 |
| #4 | K_M | -0.41 | 38 | 39 |
| #5 | REVY | -0.74 | 50 | 40 |





