








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 24 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 83 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1313 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,389 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2029 | 38% |
| Smokes | 1378 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 896 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1086 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $109,113 of utility $48 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 13 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 못 TheAntz◢◤ | 100% | 8 |
| #2 | -Betzku- | 78% | 18 |
| #3 | tane | 58% | 103 |
| #4 | rane | 53% | 62 |
| #5 | MASA | 37% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | tane | 58% | 103 |
| #4 | rane | 53% | 62 |
| #5 | MASA | 37% | 27 |
| #6 | teppo | 33% | 6 |
| #7 | Hedari | 33% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tane | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | rane | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | MASA | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tane | 276 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #2 | rane | 101 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | 못 TheAntz◢◤ | 40 | 0.28 | 1 min |
| #4 | MASA | 38 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | -Betzku- | 38 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cAt | +2.77 | 86 | 73 |
| #2 | 못 TheAntz◢◤ | +1.43 | 52 | 80 |
| #3 | teppo | +0.90 | 68 | 49 |
| #4 | Hedari | +0.74 | 49 | 71 |
| #5 | tane | +0.33 | 86 | 55 |





