








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 130 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Premier | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1530 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,880 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1415 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1653 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 571 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 1241 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $328,362 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 12 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mayuyu | 73% | 11 |
| #2 | 天球、彗星は夜を跨いて | 71% | 7 |
| #3 | sorairo | 63% | 16 |
| #4 | Don't Stop Believin' | 52% | 27 |
| #5 | ぶた | 50% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 火FurtVe水 | 6 | 0.0079 |
| #2 | 全国一ノ歯茎王 | 2 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | Don't Stop Believin' | 1 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | ヨネハライスシャワー | 1 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | Bamboo! | 1 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 火FurtVe水 | 149 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #2 | 全国一ノ歯茎王 | 141 | 0.24 | 3 min |
| #3 | Don't Stop Believin' | 125 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| #4 | ヨネハライスシャワー | 123 | 0.25 | 3 min |
| #5 | ✪kaito | 118 | 0.25 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 火FurtVe水 | +2.82 | 89 | 54 |
| #2 | SpawN Jr. | +1.81 | 82 | 71 |
| #3 | ぶた | +1.78 | 80 | 42 |
| #4 | nenenebtbt | +1.49 | 78 | 63 |
| #5 | ✪kaito | +0.49 | 85 | 57 |





