








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 196 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 50 matches | ||
| Premier | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1607 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,367 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1190 | 35% |
| Smokes | 996 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 364 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 817 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $386,302 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 88 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ㋡ look | 62% | 13 |
| #2 | feS4nt | 58% | 31 |
| #3 | nenenebtbt | 50% | 36 |
| #4 | SpawN Jr. | 48% | 29 |
| #5 | miyA | 43% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | SpawN Jr. | 48% | 29 |
| #5 | miyA | 43% | 7 |
| #6 | ✪kaito | 43% | 28 |
| #7 | 中華製 | 38% | 8 |
| #8 | 歌い手ちょこ@Twitch | 0% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ㋡ look | 1 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SpawN Jr. | 180 | 0.26 | 5 min |
| #2 | ✪kaito | 153 | 0.25 | 4 min |
| #3 | nenenebtbt | 97 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | feS4nt | 93 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | ㋡ look | 40 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 中華製 | +3.44 | 91 | 63 |
| #2 | 火FurtVe水 | +2.97 | 93 | 55 |
| #3 | SpawN Jr. | +1.55 | 81 | 73 |
| #4 | ✪kaito | +0.68 | 84 | 59 |
| #5 | ㋡ look | -0.67 | 69 | 61 |





