








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 111 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
622 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,071 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 555 | 27% |
| Smokes | 936 | 45% |
| HE Grenades | 220 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 360 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $257,212 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 146 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chase | 50% | 46 |
| #2 | Yaneth | 48% | 77 |
| #3 | Beelayy | 44% | 50 |
| #4 | ILikeSpuds | 37% | 59 |
| #5 | synbol | 31% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Yaneth | 48% | 77 |
| #3 | Beelayy | 44% | 50 |
| #4 | ILikeSpuds | 37% | 59 |
| #5 | synbol | 31% | 13 |
| #6 | That Movie Guy | 28% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yaneth | 16 | 0.0105 |
| #2 | That Movie Guy | 14 | 0.0304 |
| #3 | ILikeSpuds | 11 | 0.0098 |
| #4 | Chase | 11 | 0.0120 |
| #5 | Beelayy | 9 | 0.0092 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yaneth | 254 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #2 | ILikeSpuds | 114 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | synbol | 64 | 0.27 | 1 min |
| #4 | Chase | 51 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | That Movie Guy | 35 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | synbol | +2.61 | 73 | 59 |
| #2 | Chase | +1.74 | 68 | 35 |
| #3 | Beelayy | -0.21 | 44 | 26 |
| #4 | Yaneth | -0.51 | 49 | 68 |
| #5 | JustRippley | -0.63 | 50 | 50 |





