








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 427 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 307 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 81 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2359 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,722 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 629 | 7% |
| Smokes | 4009 | 46% |
| HE Grenades | 1884 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2200 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,036,259 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 453 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | h3ssus | 55% | 122 |
| #2 | alluGOD | 51% | 236 |
| #3 | jjak10 | 48% | 315 |
| #4 | Ronkelo | 47% | 401 |
| #5 | aatu | 47% | 230 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | h3ssus | 55% | 122 |
| #2 | alluGOD | 51% | 236 |
| #3 | jjak10 | 48% | 315 |
| #4 | Ronkelo | 47% | 401 |
| #5 | aatu | 47% | 230 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ronkelo | 24 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | jjak10 | 22 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | aatu | 8 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | alluGOD | 7 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | h3ssus | 6 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ronkelo | 2060 | 0.25 | 46 min |
| #2 | jjak10 | 1112 | 0.17 | 29 min |
| #3 | alluGOD | 793 | 0.16 | 20 min |
| #4 | aatu | 567 | 0.12 | 14 min |
| #5 | h3ssus | 389 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | h3ssus | +3.30 | 77 | 70 |
| #2 | alluGOD | +3.16 | 62 | 58 |
| #3 | aatu | +1.23 | 69 | 66 |
| #4 | jjak10 | -1.27 | 50 | 68 |
| #5 | Ronkelo | -1.37 | 54 | 65 |





