








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 417 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 176 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1927 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,273 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1693 | 20% |
| Smokes | 3453 | 42% |
| HE Grenades | 934 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 2193 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,004,277 of utility $173 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 116 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mejiro McQueen | 54% | 46 |
| #2 | Chimps Pimpin Chimps | 53% | 15 |
| #3 | j. | 51% | 68 |
| #4 | mitzy!!! | 51% | 37 |
| #5 | ♿ Jerrizz Seinfeld | 51% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | j. | 288 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #2 | BeZZoCASTS | 214 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #3 | ♿ Jerrizz Seinfeld | 169 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #4 | mitzy!!! | 137 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #5 | katra | 79 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mitzy!!! | +5.95 | 85 | 73 |
| #2 | j. | +2.10 | 72 | 51 |
| #3 | Chimps Pimpin Chimps | +2.04 | 76 | 39 |
| #4 | katra | +1.88 | 83 | 55 |
| #5 | ✪ M1GGL3 ✪ | +1.13 | 67 | 50 |





