








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 527 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 91 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1197 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,603 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1478 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1022 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 820 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1283 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $505,033 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 155 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scytx | 60% | 10 |
| #2 | BeZZoCASTS | 53% | 75 |
| #3 | ✪ M1GGL3 ✪ | 51% | 68 |
| #4 | Joey | 22% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scytx | 60% | 10 |
| #2 | BeZZoCASTS | 53% | 75 |
| #3 | ✪ M1GGL3 ✪ | 51% | 68 |
| #4 | Joey | 22% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BeZZoCASTS | 4 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | ✪ M1GGL3 ✪ | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | Scytx | 2 | 0.0105 |
| #4 | Joey | 1 | 0.0057 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BeZZoCASTS | 265 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #2 | ✪ M1GGL3 ✪ | 125 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | Scytx | 8 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #4 | Joey | 4 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ M1GGL3 ✪ | +2.46 | 69 | 46 |
| #2 | j. | +2.06 | 71 | 50 |
| #3 | Joey | +0.76 | 96 | 21 |
| #4 | BeZZoCASTS | -2.88 | 33 | 53 |
| #5 | Scytx | -2.95 | 33 | 23 |





