








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1965 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 614 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 147 matches | ||
| Faceit | 104 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 131 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




96 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11916 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 42,566 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9939 | 23% |
| Smokes | 14134 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 10252 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 8241 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,224,997 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1927 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lukasW | 31 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | mrk🔷 | 12 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | mirror | 11 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | 2Jurgen CLEANsman | 9 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | Spressord | 5 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mirror | 984 | 0.11 | 24 min |
| #2 | lukasW | 734 | 0.08 | 18 min |
| #3 | 2Jurgen CLEANsman | 622 | 0.18 | 15 min |
| #4 | mrk🔷 | 564 | 0.22 | 11 min |
| #5 | Spressord | 469 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DerAdIer | +3.35 | 86 | 65 |
| #2 | Luca. | -0.00 | 90 | 59 |
| #3 | Spressord | -0.03 | 79 | 63 |
| #4 | mirror | -0.27 | 64 | 66 |
| #5 | dweeb2 | -0.68 | 52 | 65 |





